someone get that fucking seahorse.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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