Heybabeimwearingurpanties
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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