oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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