the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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