u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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