they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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