I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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