She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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