You surviving the open bar?
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Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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