i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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