my phone cant type all the emotion im having
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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