no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Randomize
