Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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