I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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