I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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