I wish I could punch you in the face.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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