do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
We left an ass print on the piano.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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