you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
How drunk are you?
Completed.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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