Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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