you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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