after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I need to wash the frat house off of me
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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