The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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