She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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