no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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