I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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