Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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