In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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