So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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