I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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