: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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