Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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