yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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