id be glad to
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Randomize
