How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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