weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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