dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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