I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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