This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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