She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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