OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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