went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
