no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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