I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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