how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
someone owes me an orgasm
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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