her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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