North Korea, Best Korea!
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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