quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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