do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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