they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Apparently you make a good broom.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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