But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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