just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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