OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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