hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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