Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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