did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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